Aflac: HAI Claire: Er. Hi, have you seen my duck? There's this tab open on my computer and it has this certain kind of fic and... Aflac: HAI Claire: ... Claire: Shit, you're one of those LOLducks, aren't you? Aflac: LOLOLOLOLOL Claire: *sigh* Aflac: LOLOLOLOLOL Claire: *resigned sigh* Claire: HALP PLZ. I CAN HAS PAUL WOLFOWITZ? Aflac: LET ME SHOW YOU HIM
Claire: HEY, you're not even a duck!
Claire: Dammit, you're one of those Canadian geese, aren't you? Claire: Have you seen my duck? It's really important.
Claire: Do you understand what I'm saying? Are you a French-Canadian Goose? Do you speak English? DO YOU SPEAK CAT MACRO?WHY AM I YELLING?
Claire: You lied, Aflac, I didn't see my duck there, just a goose. Aflac: INVISIBLE DUCKEH? Claire: No, Not "Invisible Duck," I didn't see him cause he's not where you said he was. Aflac: NO HAZ UR DUCKEH? Claire: NO, NO HAS A DUCKEH, FAIL, AFLAC FAIL !!!! Aflac: ... Claire:... Aflac: I CAN HAZ CROISSANT? Claire: Here. Aflac: DIS NOT CROSSON. Claire: Think of it as an "Invisible" Croissant. Aflac: ... Claire: *sigh* Claire: IZ INVISBILE CROSSON! Aflac: IT HAZ A FLAVR! Claire: That's cause you're a moron. Aflac: OMG O RLY? LOLOLOLOL Claire: *sigh*