In Lieu of "Friends Only" Banner

[ HELLO INTERNETS. Welcome to my livejournal. Currently, it's 99% locked (private and friends only) until I can sort out 5 6 7 years' worth of tags. If for some reason you want to read some really silly stuff about life, teevee, or bacon/pie, comment below to be added (comments are screened).Have a nice day.]

When
Heaven
got
too
crowded,
a
gang
of
griping
angels
headed
for
the
basement.
    - Seymour Mayne, Hellbent